Peculiar Person

I’m a most peculiar person,

As almost everyone knows.

I’ve a crown on the top of my head,

And nails grow out of my toes.

I’ve eardrums that help me hear.

And eyeballs that help me see,

And there’s even a mole on the tip of my nose,

Yes, there’s nobody quite like me.

I’ve got ‘mussels’ that grow in my arms and my legs,

And shoulder blades on my back.

I’ve a rib-cage to hold my heart in -

There’s really not much that I lack.

There’s a button that does up my tummy,

And my funny-bone keeps me amused.

When I look at myself in the mirror,

It’s no wonder I feel confused.

I’m a most unusual person,

And even my doctor agrees,

For that’s what he said when he came to examine

The caps that I have on my knees.

And I sometimes get pins and needles,

When it’s raining cats and dogs,

But what else could you really expect,

From a person whole throat’s full of frogs!